Top 5 benefits to being single for men and women are:
- You only have to worry about yourself (and your kids, if you have any)
- Sleep through the night with no snoring or blanket hogging, plus you have the whole bed to yourself!
- Coming and Going as you Damn well please (Some of you all do this even if you are not single)
- Dating as much or as little as your heart or body desires ;)
- All the food in the refrigerator is yours!, including the kool-aid...
Now, it wouldn't be fair if I didn't tell you the Top 5 benefits to be not single for men and women are:
- Never have to go out to get some lovin'
- A travel companion
- In some cases the man or woman becomes a maid or cook for their bf/gf
- A Confidant
- Financially helps one another in some cases
But please remember you were okay before you met this person, and if they leave, you will still be okay. Now I can go on and on, but I know people don't lik t read these days. So, go ahead and comment. Say what yo like, there will be no judgement here.
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